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THE OFFICIAL COIN OF CLOCKING OUT
BUY $BURNOUT,
FIRE YOUR BOSS.
For everyone who has ever replied “sounds good” while mentally quitting. The raccoon gets it.
CONTRACT ADDRESS (SOLANA)
FubwgS6mq3SHcNQNpgZeCsdpKmF1NxbQAVddC8orpumpEMPLOYEE OF
THE NEVER
THE NEVER
FIG. 001 — THE MASCOT0 DAYS SINCE LAST COFFEE
01 / THE LORE
HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
THEN MONDAY HAPPENED.
Meet Burnout Raccoon. He survived the 9-to-5, the “quick calls,” the pizza parties instead of raises, and a calendar that looks like a crime scene.
Now he's running on caffeine, spite, and the collective dream of closing the laptop forever. Not a financial plan. Definitely a mood.
— burnout raccoon ☕
02 / ESCAPE TOOLS
TOOLS FOR THE FED UP.
Productivity is overrated.
Catharsis isn't.
01 / THE EXIT STRATEGY↗
Resignation
Letter Generator
For the email you'll write in your head 47 times before lunch.
02 / THE REALITY CHECK⌁
Rat Race
Calculator
Let's put a number on that Sunday-night dread.
MONDAYS LEFT ON THE CLOCK— — —
ESCAPE THE RAT RACE Nur ein Spaßrechner: ca. 52,18 Montage pro Jahr. Kein finanzieller Rat.Go ahead. Do the math.
03 / THE NUMBERS
TOKENOMICS.
NO SPREADSHEET REQUIRED.
Simple by design.
Chaotic by nature.
01 / TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000
$BURNOUT tokens. That's a billion reasons to call in sick.
02 / TAX0%
Zero tax. Your paycheck has been through enough.
03 / LAUNCHFAIR
Launched on pump.fun / Solana. No VIP corner office.
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04 / THE ANTI-ROADMAP
NO PROMISES.
JUST VIBES.
PHASE 01COFFEE & OVERTIMEWe show up. Barely.☕
PHASE 02PUMP.FUN GRADUATIONIf the internet decides.↗
PHASE 03HAND IN THE LETTERMaybe just the generated one.✉
PHASE 04RETIREMENTSpiritually, at least.✳
05 / THE MEME VAULT
STEAL THESE.
SPREAD THE BURNOUT.
Freshly brewed for your feed.
Download. Post. Repeat.
THIS MEETINGCOULD'VE BEEN A MEMEOUT OF OFFICEINTO THE VOIDMONDAY AGAIN?I JUST LEFT MONDAYTHE CLOCK IS TICKING. SO ARE WE.QUIT THE MEETING.